Monday, January 19, 2026

Merit Badge

100 word microfiction. Genre: lesbian romance. Activity: Building furniture. Word: Merit

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We spread the pieces across the floor. I start counting, recounting, rearranging, reading the pieces like tarot. 

Will it work? 

Will we work?

Will it fit?

Will we?

She hands me the allen wrench. I pass it back. Decipher the instructions.
 
"The girl scouts have a merit badge for this shit now."

"All those camps are run by lesbians, Delia," she raises an eyebrow.

"Don't you know it," I nod, lying back, my head on her thigh, my hand on her foot. I tell the story of my old troop, finding my way, getting lost, getting found.

By her.



5 comments:

  1. DITTO. And it sounds like Ikea has scarred us both.

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  2. My house's second floor has a staircase that is not designed for adults--I have to stoop to not bump my head. It is impossible to move any furniture larger than a desk chair up there that isn't flat pack. Maeve's dresser, desk, bed, and Sophia's dresser and bed are all IKEA. They're nice and I like them...but they are now part of the house since there would be no way to bring them downstairs if I move.

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  3. Perfect -- I was hoping someone would use merit in that way!

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